The Movie Synopsis Corner

COUGAR CLUB

The film details the attempts of two college graduates, Marshall Hogan III and Spence Holmes, to find direction in life. While working as interns for abusive divorce lawyers, they come up with a plan to make money from the passion that is Hogan's pride and Spence's secret desire - having sex with Cougars - older women looking to have sex with younger men.

I hope this will be as good as that SNL sketch about female pedophiles. Now that the male body has been completely turned into a location for comedy (thanks Seth Rogen et al!), it's about time we started taking those damned older women down a peg.

Remember when it was totally outrageous that you could see Will Ferrell's boner through his pants in Anchorman? Or when it was just totally beyond the pale when you saw Will Ferrell running down the street naked in Old School? Well, times sure have changed because now it ain't a comedic masterpiece unless it features none other than full-frontal male naked nudity featuring the male repro-parts!

I'm laughing just thinking about it. But not when I think about women's nekkid bodies. Then I feel sinful and thrilled and filled with rage for some reason. But men, man my sides are splitting! Don't worry, if this Cougar thing works, we'll have one more reason to laugh at women. Hooray!

Having Sex with Older Women is somehow:

Hogan's passion

and

Spence's secret desire

Huh? Also, could they have given these characters douchier names? And I say that as someone who only uses the D-word when it's totally called for. As in this case.